A dOuBle MeTaPhOr AlL tHe WaY

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tasteyandfreshe
its-only-the-rain

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

the-nwah-embassy

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

matthulksmash

I was fine until the damn Imperial March started.